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rectumofglory: steph-was-here: this week what is even...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 03:59:07 -0500

steph-was-here:

this week

what is even happening this week

redrumrose: mortenavida: loveistheultimatetrip: xdefytheleader...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 11:52:26 -0500

mortenavida:

loveistheultimatetrip:

xdefytheleader:

Never forget. R.I.P.

THE SKATES AND THE VELCRO BALL THING

OHMYGOD I had two of those carpet car things. That one and one with a neighborhood on it and I used to smoosh them together!

*screams to heavens* YEEEEEESSSSS!!!! 90’s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Remember how cool you felt when you had that art kit! The markers and stuff would dry out like in a day, but it was still so awesome xD

Fuck all the rest of that. I miss the god damn castle. I had that very same one and to this day I mess with the newer ones in the store and wish I could get another. That was so cool.

Okay guys, you know how there is no disc 3?

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 17:16:46 -0500

What if the entire hiatus to work on the game is so that Hussie has a disc 3 for the comic to continue?

People that thought Homestuck was ending on 4/13

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 02:30:55 -0500

How does it feel to be wrong?

BECAUSE IT ENDED ON 4/14!

A FRIENDLY REMINDER TO ALL HOMESTUCKS WHO MAY MEET ANOTHER HOMESTUCK IN THE FUTURE

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 01:37:00 -0500

This also pertains to meeting people in general.

Do not under any circumstances hug someone without asking for permission, first. You do not know if they may or may not have problems with intimate contact with strangers, physical contact with strangers, or even physical contact in general.

I repeat Please do not hug someone without asking for permission, first! For some people, physical contact of any sort, even with close friends, can be very uncomfortable.

What if the Y2K preventative program had a sub-program inside it, and the Y2K scare was just to get...

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 08:15:40 -0500

What if the Y2K preventative program had a sub-program inside it, and the Y2K scare was just to get every computer to mass download it before installing it into every device made afterwards so that a secret government organization that controls America could control the internet once their program went online?

Is it technically considered asexual when despite once being overly affectionate and touchy feely...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 20:09:53 -0500

Is it technically considered asexual when despite once being overly affectionate and touchy feely and still having a huge sex drive, you don’t want to have sex with anyone because the sheer thought of even touching another human being repulses you and you just fantasize other people instead of yourself?

snakeandapples: Hello there, Ladies! It’s giveaway time! I’m...

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 01:12:46 -0500

No, seriously. Winners must be 18+.

Raspberry Turbo Glider Waterproof Vibrator. 10 are being given away!

And the Gold Bullet Vibrator. I got it for free from ToysinBabeland.com and don't have a need for it so it's a bonus 11th giveaway!

snakeandapples:

Hello there, Ladies! It’s giveaway time!

I’m of the opinion that all women should be free to have orgasms, so I’m conducting a giveaway for just that purpose! Ten lucky people will receive a Turbo Glider Waterproof Vibrator and one lucky person will receive a Gold Bullet Vibrator. All eleven vibes are new in package and have not been opened.

How do I win? What are the rules?

Reblog this post once. Multiple reblogs will result in disqualification and likes do not count.

You don’t need to follow me in order to qualify.

Have your ask box open on Friday, April 12th so I can contact you and get your address.

I will ship internationally.

Because of the nature of this giveaway, please be 18 or over.

Giveaway ends at 11:59 pm PST on Thursday, April 11, 2013.

Winners will be selected Friday, April 12, 2013 using a random number generator. Winners will be contacted via ask box April 12th. Please respond quickly when contacted so I can mail the vibrators out as soon as possible.

Good luck!

And if you want a bit more information on the vibrators…

Turbo Glider Waterproof Vibrator description from GoodVibes.com:

This firm, waterproof vibrator features several rows of sensation nubs topped with a mushroom-shaped head that is perfect for applying pressure on the G-spot. An excellent choice for both beginning and more experienced vibe users, these chic, sleek, see-though toys feature a strong reliable motor controlled by a multi-speed dial. A great toy for external clitoral stimulation or internal G-spot stimulation.

Gold Bullet Vibrator description from Babeland.com:

Treat yourself to luxury without breaking the bank-the Pure Gold Bullet vibrator gives you a healthy dose of glamour in a tiny, powerhouse package. Just slip this discreet vibe in your purse, and with a turn of the adjustable-speed dial, you’ll be golden. And it’s splashproof, so it’s perfect for the shower. Also available as part of the Gold Standard Kit.

Never run away from the Time Police.

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 21:10:52 -0500

Never run away from the Time Police.

Photo

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 20:06:57 -0500

Pizza, you pervert!

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 09:17:50 -0500

Pizza, you pervert!

gamefanatics: Can we all agree that Metal Slug has some of the...

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 17:09:47 -0500

gamefanatics:

Can we all agree that Metal Slug has some of the best pixel art of all time?

OH NO!

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 23:09:16 -0500

NOT THE BUBBLES VON SALAMANCER MEMOIRIAL LIBRARAY!!!

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 08:10:27 -0500

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

iz0mbie: http://www.lesbimeow.tumblr.com :*

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 07:58:20 -0500

iz0mbie:

http://www.lesbimeow.tumblr.com :*

if you’re a girl and you dont randomly touch ur boobs then you’re lying

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 07:49:08 -0500

if you’re a girl and you dont randomly touch ur boobs then you’re lying

cr0nusamp0ra: teppelin: really great things that have really shitty fandoms did somebody say...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 19:11:00 -0500

cr0nusamp0ra:

teppelin:

really great things that have really shitty fandoms

did somebody say vocaloids

so im playing my randomized white 2 rom and

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 09:09:51 -0500

piezeth:

you stare at the great beast before you

he is majestic - yes - but frightful as well

his glorious moustache drips with the lustrous starlight of foreign galaxies he’s destroyed over the course of the universe’s history

countless aeons have passed at the will of this godlike being alone

he opens his horrible jaw, and you cringe as a grand roar booms over you

this is the sound of time itself, surging forward with all its power:

DELELELELE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

mostlytumbler: ianbrooks: Star Wars vs. Vidya Gaem Figures by...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 16:55:58 -0500

Kenner Star Wars / Mario Bros. Figures by Chicago Toy Collector posted by ianbrooks.me

Kenner Star Wars / Mega Man Figures by Chicago Toy Collector posted by ianbrooks.me

mostlytumbler:

ianbrooks:

Star Wars vs. Vidya Gaem Figures by Chicago Toy Collector

The vintage line of Kenner Star Wars figures is memorable in the “so bad it’s good” way, which is all the more reason to inflict all other fandoms with the same cheesy veneer: for starters, Dan at Chicago Toy Collector repainted and reassembled a few of the classic figures (can you recognize some of the parts?) to portray a custom Super Mario Bros. and 8-bit Mega Man line. Fingers and tentacles crossed in the hopes that Dan continues this series and eventually makes some Kenner-ized Castlevania and anthropomorphized pokemon figures (don’t pretend like you don’t want to see that… stop it, stop pretending right now, a Jawa would make a very convincing Pikachu).

Artist: Flickr / Website

Why Princess Peach look like Prince Adam???

Glad I’m not the only person who saw that.

It actually took me a while to figure out it was supposed to be Peach.

willsmith420: sonnys-sexy-dance: pale-quadrant: i just realized why malls are called malls omfg...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 02:25:29 -0500

willsmith420:

sonnys-sexy-dance:

pale-quadrant:

i just realized why malls are called malls omfg
why go to one store, when you could go to them all

GASP