August 2012
talking about internet friends
mom: how do you know this person
me: they went to my school but they moved
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Btw, I love my Amulet of Faith
Getting god gifts on Floor 10 after only worshiping him on Floor 3? Can’t complain about that.
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>Eli: Aw heck, you know you want to do one more...
fupaPhisicist: Yes. Heck Yes!
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For comparison's sake:
Executioner’s Axe:
Freezing brand: +25% damage on Cold neutral (more if weak to, less if resistant to with full resistance NOT taking less than BASE DAMAGE) that IGNORES AC
-4 Accuracy (Base -6 with +2)
22 Damage (Base 20 with +2)
200% Attack Delay
Two-handed
Gotten off the Sigmund of the Lair
Trident:
Protection brand: +5 fucking AC
Inherent Reach brand: +1 Range
+2 Accuracy...
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So, I just met Rupert...
I now have a +2/+2 Executioner’s Axe of Freezing.
Should I drop my +7/-1 Flail of Holy Wrath and -1/+1 Orcish Trident of Protection for this?
I have level 11 in Shields and level 12 in both Maces & Flails and Polearms that I don’t want to waste (though the two weapon skills means that Axes has an Aptitude of FUCKING 10 since I’m a Minotaur), but it’s a FUCKING 20...
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Watchtajazzled:
THANK YOU SO MUCH
*makes terrifying squeels*
Omg, Buttermilk is the cutest fucking thing ever.
He’s, like, such an ass to that one goat. He keeps knocking him over and just jumping over the other two harmlessly.
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That moment when you find a mutation corpse
And then reflexively hit ‘p’ instead of ‘c’…
July 2012
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mollyquentin replied to your post: Need help choosing a weapon class…
Staves are universally shit for non-casters. Axes and Long Blades don’t play with shields well (the /good/ Long Blades and Axes are all two handed). Maces & Flails are the most reliable (Use a whip at the beginning for speed) but polearms are only a little bit worse. Less accurate and slower, but the Reach brand...
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Need help choosing a weapon class...
My favorite race is Minotaur and class is Fighter, so I’m not lucky having my weapon class chosen for me with its aptitudes.
My choices are:
Short Blades
Long Blades
Maces & Flails
Polearms
Axes
Staves
I like being bulky as hell, so I opt to using Shields, which pretty much knocks Axes and Staves off the list. Short Blades are apparently pretty shitty. Polearms are the coolest...
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familyjools replied to your post: Yes… YES! HELL… FUCKING… …
conglaturation
I then proceeded to die 5 minutes later in the Ossuary. ;l
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Yes…
YES!
HELL…
FUCKING…
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
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mollyquentin replied to your photo: AAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!
yo quick question: your tileset is different from mine„„, where did you find it i must knowwww
Right here, yo’.
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
*sees Grinder*
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR
*runs up with fist full of rock and a head full of overconfidence*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHIIIIIIII—
*paralyzed*
—ing?
*dies*
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I died.
Xom laughed.
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Hmm…weakened. Eh. I think I can still take this ogr—
“Xom titters.”
“You are confused.”
Fuck.
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mollyquentin replied to your post: mollyquentin replied to your post: Xom is BORED…
even happy xom is dangerous ^u^
But my prayers aren’t giving me crickets anymore!
He is watching me. That means I matter enough for a god to care!
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mollyquentin replied to your post: Xom is BORED Xom is getting BORED *gives me…
uh ohhhh
Naw. It’s cool.
I’m his favorite toy now. ^-^
He gave me an apple and some meat!
“Here.” The words of my master are so personal.
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So Ghosts have their previous bodies’ skills…
Fuck, my Warper knew Teleport Other…
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Xom is BORED
Xom is getting BORED *gives me shitty armor worse than the one I have*
You are now a BORING thing
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The Xom-Meister, Xom-a-lom-a-ding-dong
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Doomed the Minotaur Chaos Knight of Xom
I just got electrocuted as his first act upon me.
This is going to be interesting.
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I hate it when stuff gives you a false sense of security by doing almost no damage while you take them closer and closer to death just to have them turn around and be all “Hi” and kill you in one shot while you only lost 2-3 HP…
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Sigmund easily resists.
Bye.
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Going to try and Teleport Other him until he goes away.
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Floor…TWWWWWWWWWWWO!
SIIIIIIIIIIIIGMUUUUUUUUUUUUUND!
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mollyquentin replied to your post: I FOUND THE WAND OF DIGGING! And then died.
one of those is a secret door
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!
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Pantheroso the Grasshopper
Felid Warper
I have NO idea what the fuck I’m doing.
Where’s Xom?
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Gonna’ take advantage of all those lives to survive Xom’s whims.
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I FOUND THE WAND OF DIGGING!
And then died.
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mollyquentin replied to your post: Making a Monk Troll
oh god
My 10th Minotaur Fighter died. The one you suggested to get Okawaru instead of Ash.
Decided to stop trying to win and just fuck shit up.
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Making a Monk Troll
Gonna’ worship Xom…
And NOT read his page.
Except for the fact he doesn’t like Yu-Gi-Oh!. I mean, what the fuck is wrong with him? He is a terrible clone.
Go learn how to duel you damn scrub! You’re making me look bad!
Okay, I think I figured it out.
Logan is my clone. (I’m too cool to be the one who’s the clone)
When you barely know the guy and can ease their mind when they are worried using very counterproductive techniques that only people who have known you for years have figured out and know how their stress works because despite the fact it’s not that way for most people, it’s how...
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familyjools replied to your post: Okay, wow, I think I’m done with Dungeon Crawl.
quitter
Why yes I am. Any plans to share anything new with the class today?