March 2012
Reblog if you love Roxy Lalonde.
nasa-asstronaut:
frenchmaryam:
husklaughingalonewithkanaya:
hell yeah
*sexily*
Fuck, I can’t not reblog this.
Also, fuck you, Fish, I loved her from the getgo.
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Mind Blown
So I think I just had the most mind blowing moment I’ve had in years. Like, with all the chills and time slowdown and feeling like I’m floating and everything.
So you know the “Why did the chicken cross the road?” joke, right? I’ve heard it so many times in my life, I desensitized to it so much that I didn’t even get sick of hearing it anymore.
Well, today, at the age of 21, I finally get...
go on anon and tell me what you hate about me.
yaois:
Mostly Tumblr: nasa-asstronaut: Is He Shitting Me?... →
nasa-asstronaut:
Is He Shitting Me? “Banker Says $350,000 Is Not Enough”
dumbthingswhitepplsay:
note-a-bear:
popca:
knowledgeequalsblackpower:
Schiff, 46, is facing another kind of jam this year: Paid a lower bonus, he said the $350,000 he earns, enough to…
Man. I feel sorry for him. I must have it so easy.
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February 2012
Mostly Tumblr: I didn't use to think that there... →
notfishman:
mostlytumblr:
notfishman:
mostlytumblr:
But then I saw the scene where Batman was desperately trying to escape from a giant vagina slowly pulling him towards its gaping maw.
i dunno, this isn’t really that bad.
not as blatant as Worm King i guess
Did I mention that Poison Ivy…
no worm king actually did get butchered in the international release of the card.
which...
I didn't use to think that there was any Freudian...
notfishman:
mostlytumblr:
But then I saw the scene where Batman was desperately trying to escape from a giant vagina slowly pulling him towards its gaping maw.
i dunno, this isn’t really that bad.
not as blatant as Worm King i guess
And here I thought he was the KING.
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"There's More Than Three Inzektors?" →
See this, guys? Holy shit, Inzektors aren’t a micro-archetype. They actually have shit outside of Dragonfly, Centipede, and Hornet.
OMG, are you telling me Inzektor decks can have actual depth, diversity, and originality?
DIFFERENT DECKS IN MY YCS? GET THE FUCK OUT!
Seriously. Start running more original shit. The decklists are starting to get stale, and we’ve only had 2-3...
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mostlytumblr:
piconoe replied to your photo: Pico, this is all very flattering, but maybe we…
You…YOU’RE LEAVING ME FOR REAPER, AREN’T YOU?
I’m not leaving you for reaper because we were never a thing!
THIS IS ME!
E+ERNAL BACHELOR N!GH+S!
*opens Notepad to type part 3*
*stares at it*
Fuck, why can’t I finish things?
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Scrap Motherfuckin' Searcher
See this badass bird right here? He’s 1 level of awesome, 100 ATK points of bitchin’, 300 DEF points of epicness, and one cardboard playing card of fuck you up. This is Scrap Motherfuckin’ Searcher. People will be shitting bricks when this card is played. You’ll be sure to get a few scoops on the unveiling of this card alone. I know I did.
Whether you’re using...
Mostly Tumblr: 2pac2furious: clysmian:... →
2pac2furious:
clysmian:
saccharinesylph:
kelstupid:
kiwibutt:
vermilion-oblivions:
dirkgivesagoodanalbeating:
strideer:
averyfreshprince:
Go to this page.
Scroll down to a random spot
Click any random panel without looking
…
I know this is late but.
Fitting.
my 2012 election slogan
anastasiadreaming:
“vote for obama because everyone else is scary as fuck”
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Scrap Heap
And I thought Inzektors were a plussy as fuck archetype.
Holy shit. Scraps…where were you back when I was looking for a tournament competent 5D’s archetype? Why do I have to find you half a year into the ZeXal era? Two years I could have enjoyed with you. Two years of complete rapage.
They are just…good. They are literally the most plussy archetype I’ve seen....
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Scraps
Motherfuckin’ Scraps.
The complete story in 4 hours.
You dudes are all asleep, so enjoy your queued post.
The Benevolent Demon: > Reads one post in the cafe... →
mostlytumblr:
beniethedemon:
mostlytumblr:
beniethedemon:
mostlytumblr:
This is my smoking pipe. It helps me see things. What is your name, mysterious sock?
“Zamic decides that it’s about time to leave the cafe, so he morphs into his shadow beast form and jumps out of the hole. He then morphs into his spider form and runs at his top speed towards the Snow Blanket. He runs right past...
Climax, from start to finish: Write your tumblr... →
tajazzled:
liquidmetalslime:
dj-professor-k:
davestridersironicgirlfriend:
anarchic-tiger:
hamburgeddon:
niniquo:
kordova:
bakeryheiress:
deliciousandmoist:
bertway:
deadmangensokyoland:
karkerella:
karkerella
txt it
deadnabgebsiyiland
AIUHFIURHGIUHRIUHGR THIS IS WHAT…
dj-prodessod-kl LOL WHAT
liquid metalslime
whoops urge to put spaces between words got...
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conversationparade:
Always reblog.
Always.
vidya game magic: princessnecrophilia: diaxiann:... →
princessnecrophilia:
diaxiann:
cutiescream:
diaxiann:
cutiescream:
That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get…
Reblogging for this photo…which isn’t appearing in the reblog…QQ.
You can call me Mel.: when people refer to penises... →
mostlytumblr:
ewereka:
c-c-chuck:
chlorophyll-bunny:
americankimchi:
chlorophyll-bunny:
penises
cocks
dicks
and other normal words for a penis
meat sticks
wands
slick manhood
throbbing/pulsing member
100% all-beef thermometer
black snake
anal impaler
chode
shaft
I call mine Professor Pleasure.
A PhD in Shaggin’ from Pleasure U.
Otherwise known as Evy.: Homestuck Roulette →
exsexily-whorebible:
turntechgoddamnit:
esabelleryngin:
sergeantearlgrey:
volpesvolpes:
trippinxtremezebra:
inexchangeforyoursoul:
discoveringhomestuck:
How to play: Click and drag to stop the roulette. Suggest more actions in my Ask Box!
Roxy Lalonde gives birth to Rose Lalonde.
undeadlife:
If you actually think physical attractiveness is important in a relationship, you are not shallow. To make a good relationship last you have to be physically and mentally attracted to the person. I am tired of seeing people being called shallow simply because they are looking for someone attractive to them, mentally and physically.
You are shallow when physical attractiveness is the...
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for every * I get, I'll post a fact about one of... →
beniethedemon:
villainsgoleft:
ah if you could put a character name too that would help
ahh yes please!!
Feel free to answer this, too, minion followers.
Oh gosh look at the tmi-e →
overlardy:
supersudsyfuntimes:
That’s right fellow acquaintances, it’s TMI tuesday. Go ahead and ask any ol’ thing and I’ll be inclined to answer.
I have little shame.
I wouldn’t be surprised if someone managed to find it anyway.
I command ye’ minions to partake in this weekly holiday!
Personality Quiz based on color →
tajazzled:
murdertimefuntime:
tandem-bicycle:
scorpioncutie:
kermit-frog:
you are cadetblue #5F9EA0 Your dominant hues are green and blue. You’re smart and you know it, and want to use your power to help people and relate to others. Even though you tend to battle with yourself, you solve other people’s conflicts well. Your saturation level is lower than average - You don’t stress out over...
Mostly Tumblr: prussianmoose: codexana:... →
prussianmoose:
codexana:
bookerdewitt:
nightmareharpsichordist:
HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR ZODIACS
cosmicmermaidmuse:
I’m in a cheeky mood, so…
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest…
God, this is so fucking true in every way…
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Lost on the Internet Final Message
So, it seems that my plans to reach the overly advertised Schonefeld Airport were in vain. It is indeed outside the vengeful phantom that is the lingering spirit of the Berlin Wall.
Though all hope is not lost.
I decided to check if there was another airport inside the completely enclosed Berlin area…AND THERE IS!
I did not check the name, and will not check the name. But there is an...
mostlytumbler asked: I doubt that I can embarrass you with the same kind of tactics I did for Maya and PT so I'm going to try a different approach. Imagine yourself in Berlin again trying to get to an airport, only this time everybody is watching and silently judging you. Also you're in your underwear and you haven't studied for the final exam!
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